You know you're a dogma when . . .

You know you're a dogma when . . .

You find a Kong under your pillow

You scrutinize pet food labels, know all the recalls, cook for your dogs,

and live on doughnuts and Lean Cuisine

You reach into your purse for a comb, find a Furminator,

and use it

You think four dogs is a nice round number

The dogs get as many Christmas gifts as the children

Your recipe box has a canine tab

Vacations are planned around where the dogs would like to go

You taste the dog biscuits first, to make sure they are ok

You call your dogs while at work and leave silly messages

You take a clump of dog hair with you when matching rugs, upholstery,

 curtains and car interior colors

You know that chicken-flavored toothpaste really doesn't

taste like chicken

Each dog has a seasonal assortment of leads and collars -

including the reindeer antlers

If you get another dog, you will need another bed

Love, Linda

Linking with Claudia at Mockingbird Hill Cottage
('course Sunny isn't a thing, she's a person!)