You know you're a dogma when . . .
You find a Kong under your pillow
You scrutinize pet food labels, know all the recalls, cook for your dogs,
and live on doughnuts and Lean Cuisine
You reach into your purse for a comb, find a Furminator,
and use it
You think four dogs is a nice round number
The dogs get as many Christmas gifts as the children
Your recipe box has a canine tab
Vacations are planned around where the dogs would like to go
You taste the dog biscuits first, to make sure they are ok
You call your dogs while at work and leave silly messages
You take a clump of dog hair with you when matching rugs, upholstery,
curtains and car interior colors
You know that chicken-flavored toothpaste really doesn't
taste like chicken
Each dog has a seasonal assortment of leads and collars -
including the reindeer antlers
If you get another dog, you will need another bed
Love, Linda
Linking with Claudia at Mockingbird Hill Cottage
('course Sunny isn't a thing, she's a person!)
